Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Views on global issues

Allright, so mostly i have noticed, that everyone is whining about ''Oh jeesus why do they build houses here and there etc. covering beautiful nature and wild life''. Simple answer - too many fuckin' people on this planet.

I mean, come on - read the facts.

Immune systems failing - CHECK
Unemployment rates rising - CHECK
Housing issues rising - CHECK
Medicine issues rising - CHECK
Food supply issues rising - CHECK
Average lifespan decreasing - CHECK

At this rate, we'll be swimming in corpses (really dirty, starved and plagued) in no time!
Use rubbers, pills, patches - ANYTHING.

And think before you have children.

''Ladies and gentlemen, we are on the verge of chaos - enjoy the fall''

June 29th, 2009 - Captain's blaaawg vol.2

Right, the grass has been dealt with - only a week, and it needs to be trimmed.. AGAIN.

And now, to carry some bricks, and then off to band practice...

Effin' annoying...


''Simply Red - Sunrise''

29th of June, 2009 - Captain's blaaawg

Allright, woke up, and the first thing that echoes through the house is: ''Michael! Mow the lawn !''
It's effing' searing hot outside.

Got to go to band practice too, but i don't mind, iz all fun.

Allrighty, that be all.

''If a tree falls in a forest, and there is only one woodcutter to hear it, but the tree falls on that woodcutter - does the woodcutter make a sound ?''

Monday, June 29, 2009

June, 28th, 2009 - Captain's blog

Right, so this is blogging. I am going to write this thing in English, cause there are many people in the world who give a damn about my opinion (enter massive amounts of sarcasm here).

Right, only some days remaining until Hard Rock Camp (Estonian's biggest METAL festival) and a gig with my band. Well, let's just say, that playing with my band at 11:59AM on Saturday, gives me the hee-bee-jeebies that there won't be a lot of people, but who cares.

Right, i think that is enough for right now, i wonder if anyone will read this dung, but, ah well, if you feel like reading - read it, and be afraid. Why ? The fuck should I know ?

''You know what is funnier than a dead baby ? A dead baby in a clown suit''